Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Alright! Finally I can blog again. Even with the blogger page on error. All the icons are vertical so the typing area is right at the bottom. Anyway, life's been pretty alright nowadays.
Weird things are happening to my friends. One friend in particular. Can't say more here or that friend will kill me.
But anyway. Since the last post....
I've started Suzuki's book 4 and Kreutzer's 42 excercises. It's hard. Kreutzer, that is. But I'm confident I can play the whole book one day without looking at it. That'll be a long time from now though.
Poly's fine, with the Macau or LA trip coming up. It's either of the trips, but the Macau one is $800-$900 while the LA one is $2300-$2400. And since we've been informed secretly that selection for the LA one is by GPA, and my clique's GPAs aren't that good, we might as well just all go for the Macau one.
Oh yes, I've been hit by a craze. You know Rubik's Cube? The 3 x 3 x 3 cube with different colours on each side and u scramble it up and try to twist it back again? Yeah, I currently can finish it on an average of 2-and-a-half to 3 minutes. Hahaha. But staring at it can sometimes give me a brief headache.
Ah well, I'm done blogging. Just something to share with all you Males and Females out there. It's about words women use. My thoughts are in brackets.
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(yes, absolutely)
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(now that's wrong, it means one hour, not half.)
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with'Nothing' usually end with "Fine"
(HAHAHA)
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
(This isn't very true in Singapore, she'll just wait for you to do whatever it is, then yell at you.)
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
(Imagine if she suddenly burped while making a huge long sigh...)
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(Yeah. That's scary, not okay.)
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
(Ah now, how often does that happen to a married couple?)
WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
(hmm... Well... That should be good for the guy, right?)
The end.
Goodnight.
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Weird things are happening to my friends. One friend in particular. Can't say more here or that friend will kill me.
But anyway. Since the last post....
I've started Suzuki's book 4 and Kreutzer's 42 excercises. It's hard. Kreutzer, that is. But I'm confident I can play the whole book one day without looking at it. That'll be a long time from now though.
Poly's fine, with the Macau or LA trip coming up. It's either of the trips, but the Macau one is $800-$900 while the LA one is $2300-$2400. And since we've been informed secretly that selection for the LA one is by GPA, and my clique's GPAs aren't that good, we might as well just all go for the Macau one.
Oh yes, I've been hit by a craze. You know Rubik's Cube? The 3 x 3 x 3 cube with different colours on each side and u scramble it up and try to twist it back again? Yeah, I currently can finish it on an average of 2-and-a-half to 3 minutes. Hahaha. But staring at it can sometimes give me a brief headache.
Ah well, I'm done blogging. Just something to share with all you Males and Females out there. It's about words women use. My thoughts are in brackets.
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(yes, absolutely)
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(now that's wrong, it means one hour, not half.)
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with'Nothing' usually end with "Fine"
(HAHAHA)
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
(This isn't very true in Singapore, she'll just wait for you to do whatever it is, then yell at you.)
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
(Imagine if she suddenly burped while making a huge long sigh...)
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(Yeah. That's scary, not okay.)
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
(Ah now, how often does that happen to a married couple?)
WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
(hmm... Well... That should be good for the guy, right?)
The end.
Goodnight.
